November 25, 2025, 20:38 - Tuesday
Uh...
…been a while, huh? I’ve been enjoying my summer too much and lowkey forgot about this site. At the very least I have a lot of stories to share; Like how I got stranded in the middle of a lake and a New-Zealander on a jetskii saved me and now I think NZ’ers are cool as fuck.
I feel like my personality's definitely changed since my FIRST entry when I was 14, SoonToBe15. I hope that doesn’t bother all my 4 epic followers. God, looking back on those old journal entries makes me cringe, but at least I was happier then than now.
10th grade was fucking PEAK compared to 11th dude holy shit, everything is so sucky nowadays and I got ONE class with ONE of my friends. All my optimism for the future was sucked outta my cock and spat onto the pavement, before evaporating from the sun of utter doom and despondency. Wasn’t even the MF DOOM kind either.
At least my birthday’s tomorrow. I have a feeling that writing the night before my birthday will probably become a tradition for the future of this website to come. I had a pretty cool party on Sunday with my family and a bunch of strangers and got LOADDDSSSSS o’ cash, so honestly having to deal with little kids and drunk adults all night was worth it.
My mom wants me to also celebrate with my friends too though; I know the large majority of them don’t wanna get their eardrums blown out by loud-fucking music and hyper/slobbering toddlers/grown-ass-men, so I didn’t invite them to the party we had on Sunday. Instead we'll hang out a bit at school tomorrow on Wednesday; then maybe on the weekend when I get my homework done ‘cuz marks cut-off is this week and I don’t wanna get railed by English again like last year.
Honestly I don’t know why my dad thought it was gunna be okay to bring a buncha booze (whiskey + vodka) to a 16 year old’s birthday party…
…AND NOT LET ME GET A PINT????? The hell dad? I thought tonight I was gonna be a MAN.
Pussssyyyyyyyyy. Whatever I'll go to sleep for now since it's 1 hour and 3 minutes until November 26, 2025 as I write this and I'll enjoy my final moments of being 15. I'll update adn reformat tomorrow or something hopefully, though I'm worried about what Eugene is plotting; I'll fix and re-do the (whole) site tomorrow as well hopefully. Öitä.
End. 10:59 PM